spankie’s is the place.

I got very drunk. It was TERRIFIC.

Wide Aisle

I like frozen waffles from Wal-Mart with, you know, Sam’s cola poured on all over it then topped with Sam’s nuts.

Hungry Eyes

Nothing says all-American movie like Patrick Swayze in Road House. And Speaking of beer. IGA really pisses me off.

oh shit

“i really get a kick out of looking at baby cows.”

Old Farts

I like old farts. Y’know. I like Mark Twain and stuff.

I Really Like Cake

I really like cake. At first I thought I wanted chocolate cake, but now I think I just want regular cake with chocolate icing. See my favorites on flickr.

I Like Food Courts

I like food courts. You know, you can get Chick-Fil-A or Sbarro’s.