Dude that is Awesome

Brussel sprouts are fucking gangster.

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I Didn’t Know…

I didn’t know Kevin was so salty.

spankie’s is the place.

I got very drunk. It was TERRIFIC.

Wide Aisle

I like frozen waffles from Wal-Mart with, you know, Sam’s cola poured on all over it then topped with Sam’s nuts.

This is quite possibly the worst blog.

I have the worst blog ever….it is never updated and nobody reads it. And to make it even better (or worse) I can’t upload any photos because wordpress is “working on the file servers.” How lame.

For the Record

I don’t think I’ve ever cleansed my palate with a tube of KY.

Hungry Eyes

Nothing says all-American movie like Patrick Swayze in Road House. And Speaking of beer. IGA really pisses me off.

This is for you, William.

Here’s your damn cow.

And here’s a picture of a chicken. Do you like chickens, William? Well? Do you? Does this make you happy? Does it, William? Yeah. That’s what I thought.

oh shit

“i really get a kick out of looking at baby cows.”